330. Terri (w/ The Fabulous Moolah) vs. The Kat (w/ Mae Young)

Timeline:
WrestleMania 2000
April 2, 2000
Arrowhead Pond
Anaheim, CA

What a great idea to have your only women’s match at WrestleMania (Chyna’s inclusion in a six person tag notwithstanding), be fought between two non-wrestlers wearing body stockings who are so unskilled that the match doesn’t even end on via pinfall, you just have to toss your opponent out of the ring. Val Venis has nothing to do tonight, so he’s the referee for some reason, wearing a black and white striped towel.

This match, if you can call it that, is just a shitshow of Mae Young trying to take her top off, weak slapping, hair pulling, and kissing Val Venis. On two occasions Kat gets Terri out of the ring, but Mae is too busy trying to get with Val that he doesn’t see it. While this is going on, Moolah grabs the feet of The Kat and rolls Terri back in. Val finally sees this and Terri wins.

After the match, Mae gives Moolah a bronco buster and Kat strips Terri virtually naked. I think that WWE caught wind of a 5 minute nightmare I had and produced it on WrestleMania. For the love of all things good, do not watch this match.

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